5 Ways to Make Sure you’re Ready for a Blow Job

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  1. Get comfortable with yourself first

    There was a long stretch of time that I… Unfortunately… Went without allowing my partners to even pass below my belly button. It was like a wall of squirming and tightening my legs and pushing them back up with my knees. Embarrassing us both I’m sure.

    I’m a serial monogamist. (Not to say that hook ups and short-term dating can’t achieve this) The women in my life have always cared about me enough to want to pleasure me orally, but I hadn’t connected with my body.

    Fast forward to now and I’m strutting around the house naked with a hard on and my partner surprises me with morning wood whistles. That’s not a dream… That’s being comfortable with you body and finding the right partner.

  2. Be clean and hygienic

    This should probably come pretty standard, the idea that you should take showers and wash your anatomy. Paying a little extra attention to your junk is what’s going to keep those times oral is offered to you coming.

    Most of us, having been AFAB, are uncircumcised. And the sweat and dry skin build up has a name…. it’s a Cards Against Humanity card it’s so well-known to happen. (Smegma)

    Pull back the skin of your hood and make sure you’re washing under there. Allllll over that whole area.

  3. Trim

    Hey, Playboy from the 80s… The bush is not a thing anymore.

    Ever gone down on your partner and had to stop because there was a hair in your mouth? Or worse… You breathe in and get a nice little pube caught in the back of your throat and are now coughing up a hair ball?

    “But D… I have hair all over my legs and stomach now and if I shave, It’ll just look like a giant bald patch!” – That is very, very true! And causing me to picture the bald spot on top of an older mans head from a top view……..

    Do what I do. I have trimmers for my facial hair. (I recommend this model, as I’ve had it consistently the longest and I’m horrible at maintenance and it’s still nice to me). When I purchased that trimmer, my old trimmer was downgraded to the body hair trimmer!

    Pick a length you love and trim up. For my ‘Mike and Ike’ I go for a 1 or 2 clipper guard and proceed with care and caution. I know a guy who clipped off part of this foreskin. *cringes*

    After I have the surrounding area trimmed I use a set of small scissors, sit on the toilet for hair clean up, and trim all around so that the hair is shorter than my penis.

  4. Learn how to ask for one

    Now. We’re totally comfortable and trimmed up and clean and it’s time.

    The best ones aren’t asked for, they’re given freely by your partner (and returned). Almost all of the women I’ve slept with, I’ve been in a dominant role and they’ve preferred…. Even found it incredibly sexy… When I told them I wanted one.

    I enjoy open communication. Not just enjoy though I guess, but need it. Since my body has some boundaries I like to know my sexual partner’s too.

    These are things that have been discussed during playful games of 20 questions with my future sex partner. Sexy consensual banter. That way you can hit the gas and enjoy that urgent, hot, better than porn sex.

    The non-verbal method I’ve found to inspire knee-droppage was to run my thumb across their lips and if they kiss it or open their mouth for it, show visibly that that turns you’re aroused. Close your eyes, moan, breathe deep… Show you’re turned on.

    Then take their hand and move it to your erection… Kiss their mouth hard, and if that doesn’t work, breathe against their lips as you stop kissing “Your mouth feels so good”.

    Then later you can pull out shit like “suck my cock”… If that kind of stuff feels right.

  5. Don’t be afraid to give some feedback (but try to be sexy about it)

    “Don’t stop” …. “Suck harder” …. “Oh my god, yes right there”

    All directional cues for your partner who is looking to please you! It’s like playing the hot and cold game. If they’re respective to it, move their head to the spot that felt the best.

    NEXT! – Decide whether this is where you’re going to orgasm, or if this is part of foreplay and stick to around 3-4 minutes for foreplay. Because… Lock jaw….

    I’ve been there… She’s pushing 5 minutes and I’m not even close. Now what?! If you’re just not getting it right, feel uncomfortable, etc… Nothing sexier than pulling them back up to you and whispering that you’d rather come inside of them.

    Then try some of my tips on using your Biological Anatomy to have sex.

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